"My name is Mister Evil, but you can call me Kit"

Recently we got a new kitten, Kit is his name. A tiny all black with a tiny bit of white under his chin kitten. Incredibly cute, and also the devil incarnate. I first realised this when I was woken up at 4am to play with him, okay he’s a baby I’ll let him off for that. But no, he didn’t want to play with the toy that I got him he wanted to play the much more amusing game of let’s see how much we can make the human bleed. I have never been bitten in the eye by a cat or come to think of it any animal before, but this kitten somehow new the eye was a vulnerable area and went straight for it.  As  I sat back and checked I still had all my vision intact I noticed the Kitten who was wearing and I kid you not the self satisfied smirk I have only ever seen on my two year old goddaughter when she has managed to twist her Aunty Jess around her little finger.

You might think this is the ramblings of a girl who is not used to animals, I am used to animals. My house is a zoo. There are two tortoises a hedgehog three cats (not including the kitten) and two dogs.  Never before have I had such trouble with a pet. My dog Lady is a bit of a handful, she hates pretty much anyone baring my mother and me, and my friend Rhys has come to refer to her as the PMS dog, for the simple reason of she’s a bit temperamental. However the kitten and Lady have formed what I can only assume is some thought of super allegiance. While one of them attacks you from below for food the other one is waiting above you to pounce, it’s made meal times in this house a military worthy battle plan. Humans against pets.  As I sit writing this the kitten is sitting on top of the computer desk watching me,  I wonder if he knows if I am telling the world about how evil he is, will he be proud that he is being broadcasted as a kitten super villain, or by writing this blog am I somehow making his plans for world domination absolute by warning the world about him. If you never hear from me again assume I have been eaten.