I see allot of people on facebook who have their profile picture of them in a bathroom mirror. I never fully understood why you would go out on a night out and stand in a bathroom for a good five minutes to frame the perfect shot of you in the mirror. It seemed in my head stupid, a pointless exercise that takes valuable time away from drinking and talking to people.
However when I went out last night I found myself in the bathroom looking in the mirror with my phone in my hand pointed at the mirror. I don’t know how it happened! But all of the sudden I was doing what I thought I would never find myself doing. I was into the bathroom framing the perfect photo of me with every intention of it being my Facebook display photo. I had fallen in to the trap. The lighting in the toilets you see was perfect. I looked (I know it might be vain to admit it) quite good. I just had to take the photo.
When my friend came out of the toilets, wordlessly we framed ourselves again in the mirror and took more silly photos off ourselves. I wasted what has to be ten minutes of my valuable drinking and laughing time in the toilets taking photos of myself and friends.
What has happened to me? I have converted into a drunken girl who looks for the perfect bathroom with the correct lighting to take that vital profile picture. When will the madness end? Will I now only go into pubs and bars that have the precise lighting for my picture in the toilet? If they don’t will I be disgusted and leave? I have no idea... but I have indeed gone crazy... I might actually find myself in my own bathroom very soon working on my angles; I think I am on a slippery slope.
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